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Once upon a time (don't so many stories start that way?) - well, around eight years ago as of the time I'm writing this, I posted a tale or two over on r/gonewildadio. Just scribbles, they were, truly. But some great audio talents there honoured me with their voices. And time - well, as time does, it went by. But time is a strange compass to follow a path by sometimes, and in this case, it took me to some other places. Ones that left the writing I do here slip. And even here, the rules changed, and gonewildaudio gad to change with them. Which is not intended as any slight against the modes there - but it meant some of the types of content I'd posted could, if one squinted the right way, be seen as no longer acceptable.

Time. It be a right bugger, sae it does.

Recently, a couple of comments on old posts of mine came up. I won't mention any names - but wow! After eight years? That's a huge compliment, even if, quite rightly, most of the comments were about the great audio postings people had done of my fumbled, fuddled words. But it got me thinking. Because I did a search, and while some of my old postings can be found, mostly that's only if you know what to look for. And more? Heck, I couldn't find them even _knowing_ what to look for. Which kind of brought me - well, here. A new subreddit (my old one got deleted for lack of moderation - that whole -time' thing again (blush)). And, if anybody stumbles across me here (which likely they won't, or at least if they do they'll run away screaming :-) (blushes again)), if there's anything of mine they remember, and would like to see reposted, feel free to drop a note saying so. Heck, I'll likely post some of my old (and maybe new - that time thing again) pieces here just because. And if anybody knows a mod or mods over at gonewild, and if they think any of my old work would be of interest and acceptable for repost - feel free to let me know :). And if anyone wants to remind me of the roots I hope still slumber back in r/gonewildaudio - feel free to set your voice to it, and drop me a link to where. I'd love to hear it :-).

So here it is. Yes, there's a web page out there you could find if you went looking - and yes, it has links to where I'm self-pubbed much of the material on Amazon. This is NOT a marketing attempt. Truly. If you want to buy it, then that's yoyur choice - but I'm happy if you keep your money in your pocket and read it here too :-). And here's how I used to introduce myself:

Tatter's an ol' Irish word meanin' 'father of the clan' . Well, that ain't me. I'm just ol' TatterJack. I been walkin' these hills, tellin' my tales, since they was bloody mountains. I been doin' it so bloody long, there's some as tells tales about me even. Like how if you stand with your back to a mirror, an' says my name, an' says it three times forwards an' one time back, an' three times back an' one time front, how I'll come. An' they'll say all sorts of things what happen next. But it's all rubbish. 'Cos first, I don't come when I'se bloody called, not to no-one. An' second, I don't rip out your innards to make my stew neither. Well, not very often.

But if ye find me on the Road, we can sit us down, an' we can set us a fire, an' I'll tell ye a tale if ye've a mind to hear it. An' if it's a cold night, then mebbee it'll be one wi' some fire in it, to keep you warm when you're far from home.

So this is me. Tatter Jack - writer of erotica. At least, it is when I'm not being someone else. Not because I have any issues with what Tatters writes. But just like you don't keep your shoes in the refrigerator and your ice cream in the shoe cupboard (well, unless you do, in which case I'm never coming over for ice cream ), I keep what Tatters does separate from other things I do. And my shoes stay warmer too, not being in the fridge and all. Still, yes I'd like to heat you up. But not just that. Because while the heat's rising, I'd like to make you smile as well. Or maybe even cry.

So welcome to TatterJack-ery. It's cold out - shall we warm things up?