I’ve been working at Target a very long time, and I’ve heard of stories like this from others… even from my own store (just during times I’m not there), but I finally have my own 💩 story.

A customer went to Guest Services, and said she wanted to talk to a manager. So naturally, I got called up. This lady started yelling about how there is shit all over the store. I asked where she saw this, and she mentioned the cereal aisle. So I went to investigate, and I wasn’t prepared for what I saw… It looks like someone dropped their pants and released a week’s worth of excrement in the middle of the aisle. There were then cart tire tracks running from the pile, leading all over the grocery department. The whole department smelled like the bathroom of a dive bar on taco Tuesday. I don’t know where it came from, no idea what happened, and I don’t want to know. I didn’t want to make any of my team members or team leads clean it up, so I did it myself… but I feel like I’m going to puke any moment now. I hope to god that came from a dog, but it looked all too human… so I don’t think that’s the case.