Stupid middle aged man has come into my bar a few times I’ve worked. I also got creep vibes from him too, catching him staring and just smiling. Anyways, we bring people the iPad screen to sign and tip when they pay with card. The tip options is right above your signature, and you have to be blind not to see it. Everyone does. This motherfucker - the first time I served him and he doesn’t hit the tip button - he goes “Oops! Sorry! Forgot to leave you a tip. I’ll get you next time. I live just around the corner so I’ll be back.”

Okay. Annoyed, but I gave him the benefit of doubt.

Nope. This motherfucker came back in today, gets his drink, is chatty and pretends to be friendly, but when he signs on the iPad again... HE DOES THE SAME THING OF OOPS SO SORRY DIDNT TIP, NEXT TIME!

It’s the being disingenuous and lying to my face for me.

Anyways, on this topic. - let’s not forget about the Custom Tip bitches who ignore the 20% range prompts, and go straight to taking their time to make sure I get $2 or less than 10%. In this goddam pandemic too. Why!!!!!!