These people came into a restaurant, brought a cooler, and really thought they were going to take my table for two hours participating in our Trivia night and drink their own beers. They ordered water from me and we're outraged I told them that the could not drink the beers they brought when they started passing them out after I walked away.

"Actually, we don't allow outside beverages so I need you to remove the beers and put them back in your cooler. We do offer that brand, if you'd like me to bring you some I'd be more than happy to."

"Oh come on! It isn't that big of a deal!!"

"It actually is a huge deal. It puts our liquor license at risk. We take it very seriously. Please remove them immediately."

Cue outrage. I calmly repeat myself. They begrudgingly oblige and remove the beers.

They thought they were being really smart by going to get cups from the bar and pouring the cooler beers in said cups.

Cue shocked Pikachu face when I send the manager over to take the beers and kick them out.