So, last night at the restaurant I work at, our new manager wants the host and busser to stay until closing. So at 10 minutes to closing, a party of 15 walks in, obviously drunk. I tell them that we close in 10 minutes and that the kitchen was already closed. One guy pushes past me (strike one), sits at the already closed bar (strike two), and demands a free drink because I was a "twat waffle" (strike three buddy. You're out)... I looked at the busser and he gave me that WTF look.

I told him out bar was closed and that even if it wasn't, we refuse drinks to people who are intoxicated. I was called a twat waffle, had a menu thrown at my face and then had the guy throw up on my feet. Exciting I know.

But now I have to go back to work in 2 hours. Also, has anyone been called a twat waffle before?