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Last night, we let the MICR talk 🔢
I can't remember all the checks we cashed but we cashed it all 🎫💵
You told me in a month you'll pay your loan n' be out of debt 📈
But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet 📉😕
No way it was our last night 🎸🌙
***
Deposit slip, you say you want a new car from the dealership 🚘✨
Run a pre-approval and get it equipped 📝😁
Pulling all the stops on my salesmanship, yeah 👔
You, call me things you don't mean 🤬🏦
And I type codes on my screen 🖥️🤐
But you still gon' come back just to ask for me 😡👉
I know that last night, we let the MICR talk 🔢
I can't remember all the checks we scanned but we scanned too much 🎫📠
After your transaction the whole branch smells like cigarette 🚬🤢
But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet 😷
No way it was our last night 🎸🌙
***
You get upset, close out your account, leave with a check 🎫💨
You call BofA, I call your bluff, right before we close n' sure enough 😏👋
My, coworkers say "good luck", when they recognize your truck 🚙🗯️
Tried to cross-sell but your credit kinda sucks 😞
Oh baby, last night, we let the MICR talk 🔢
I can't remember all the checks we cashed but we cashed it all 🎫💰
When I asked if I could see ID you uttered a threat 😠💣
But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet 🆘🚓👮
No way it was our last night, counted the bills you crushed 💵🤧
I can't remember all the coins you brought but it balanced out 🗄️😌
I know you grabbed your dimes n' said a slur right before you left 💢🖕
But baby, baby, something's telling me this ain't over yet 🙂🔫
No way it was our last night 🎸🌙
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