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Happy Halloween to that guy... (nsfw)
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So when i was about 19/20, I worked at the lovely mominos pizza. One particular Halloween i was scheduled to work a night shift, ending approximately at 10 (not a closing shift!!). So, it being Halloween, I dressed as a ladybug for my deliveries (not a slutty costume at all, also had to wear sweater tights and such because Midwest Halloween is cold). Got great tips, including lots of candy, especially when kids answered with parents. One delivery was a handsome guy who ordered pizza for him and his daughter. I thought he was handsome as fuck so I ran back to the door and knocked again with my phone number on a bit of paper. He texted me an hour later and asked me what my intentions were. I asked if he was single and it turns out he was infact a single dad due to sad situations and the BM had died a year or 2 before. I guess I'm a sucker for a sad eyed brunette because he asked me to come back later when his daughter was asleep. I came back after my shift ended and we hung out in the back seat of my car for a minute, like any 2 awkward people who want to fuck each other will do because they don't know how to communicate that shit will do.... we got to making out pretty quickly, and eventually he fucked me in the backseat of my car in the parking lot of his apartment complex. The most entertaining aspect is that i was dressed as a ladybug but also that I kept my mominos hat on the whole fckn time.

This didn't turn into a relationship or anything, we hung out a handful of times after for similar fun times. It was particularly enjoyable that he would order pizza, request me as a delivery girl, order extra food for me to eat sometimes and not tell me til I got there to deliver (A nice surprise and sweet gesture), and fuck me before i went back to the store! Also he tipped well (gee i wonder why) This went on for a few months casually like a delivery til we both started seeing other people more seriously. He and i had a really fun casual friendship tho that I enjoyed alot. He called me his ladybug mid coitus sometimes for teh giggles.

Bonus: this was actually my first experience with an uncircumcised penis too. I think, for being so uninformed regarding the natural state of a penis I did really well. I was like "so, what's up with this thing?" All bewildered while dressed as a ladybug staring at his cock and he kindly explains and laughed when i asked why most Americans don't have this extra skin??? (He was foreign)

Tldr: fucked a sexy foreign guy dressed as a ladybug that I delivered to, both on and off shifts.

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