ok, so the other day, i went to deliver to this black dude at a hotel. he was hardly paying attention to me as he was talking to someone over his speaker headphones.

the total for his order was $8.73 (or something like that).

he hands me a $10, to which i ask, do you need change? he says "yea" (duh)

so i hand him a dolar, to which he remained staring at me expectingly.

a second or two pass, and he's like "yo, where's my other dollar? (and i thought to myself.. other dollar.. really?)

i told him, i can only give bills in return (that is our policy). it didn't seem to register the first time, he was still only half paying attention to me at the time (if that).

so he gestured for that one more dollar, and i had to explain it one more time.

to which he just went "tsk..." and closed the door.

dude was so cheap, he even wanted money back in return, lol...

as a bonus story, today i delivered to a trailer, total was $17.45.

he handed me a twenty, he told me to give $2 back, unfortunately last customer took all my dollars.

i asked him if he could break a 5, he said no..

he stared at me with this mean look, like i should spawn 2 dollars some how.

i said i'll ask some one if they could break it, he said to forget it, "what a f*cked up way to get a tip"

as i was walking to my car, i said "well it's not like i did it on purpose" (and it's not like i didn't try other options)....

i mean seriously, he expects me to spawn 1 dollar bills out of my ass or what? lol

he complained and got credit for his order, but w/e..