Hey fellow mongers, I wanted to report what happened to me last night.....

I've known a chica named "C", we'll just call her C for now. I've known her since quarantine and she's always been mediocre, not good not bad, real nice body but just a starfish in bed.... kind of meh.... Well, shes been back in town for a while now and all of the sudden wants me to meet her sister, and sends me her tel #. I check it out and she looks awight, I'm not a huge fan of bleach blonde mexicanas for some reason (Whatsapp Status pic w/heavy filters), I think they go through way too much for the look and that look is hair damage. Anways, I digress.

I msg her same day and theres no mention of money at this time. I put off meeting her for a while (I left her on read for a while), two weeks later, yesterday. I decided to hit her up and see what she's all about. So we schedule an appt for later in the evening. Still no mention of money anywhere in the chat. I get off work and head over to hotel Velario and when she comes out..... BAM, she's instantly 30 lbs heavier and has a mole right dead center of her fucking forehead. I'm like, "Fuggit, she must really want me and I like women who want me, lets roll with it." She was rating at a 5/10 right now. She looked like your neighbor's house wife with a BBL. We'll just call her L.

We head over to my hotel and I was not going to fuck her due to the catfish-esque setup going on here, but wait, low and behold. The dranking, weed smoking, twerking and grinding and next thing you know, my dick's in my hand, she gets naked and starts asking for a condom. She finally gives me a BBBJ and later I went to hunt down a condom. The package said Magnum. We do out thing and her head game was actually on point, I'll give her that much. Had to take her from behind because the front end was waaaay too busted and disgusted. The rear was awight! I finished and put on a movie and promptly fell asleep.

I end up waking up after the movie ended, get ready to leave and then we left together to hit the town. Everything went well, we danced, drank. Had some fun. I thought she was really down for me. We ended up leaving and headed to the coahuila and thats when the buffoonery started up as soon as I was about to drop her off she asked me for money. We were still in the uber and she asked me for 4000 pesos. I showed her my wallet and it only had 200 pesos inside of it. I promptly gave it to her. Typical bullshit that happens down here where they'll do the work, wont mention money and when it's time to pay, the prices go WAAAY up. Now mind you this girl is a solid 5 with a extra 20-30 lbs and a giant mole on her forehead. L gets on the phone with C (she's on the phone now) and C proceeds to tell me that I knew that I was supposed to pay and L tells me I'm nasty for trying to fuck for free and that I was a "poco hombre". C even went as far as to threaten me by calling the police. I told L that the most I was going to do even after giving her the 200 pesos was another 800 pesos. I left with her arguing ass in tow and headed over to the ATMs. Got the money out and headed back to where she was standing, handed her the money and told her I had recordered our entire conversation with the phone's voice recorder. She got flustered mad and walked off talking to C on the phone. L has since blocked me and I had to let C in on my findings of how big her sister has gotten and that giant mole on her forehead. I haven't heard from them since and I hope I never do.

Bros, be careful out there, I'm a 20 YR veteran and its getting desperate out there and they'll do anything up to and including throwing you under the bus to get what they want. I'm not proud of myself for getting into this situation as I should have called it when she came out 30 lbs heavier but the no speaking on money was what had me intrigued with the whole ordeal. I'm also very glad I had the wherewithal to start the voice recorder in the middle of everything and I strongly suggest you start recording especially when it's your first outing with the girl. You'll have proof when they start their bullshit. The cops are taking the mexican's tijuanense word over yours! Don't get got out there fellows. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say I probably barely passed 7/10. (No cops, no drama at my hotel) It could have been better but Im sure it would have been worse if I hadn't started the recording. Probably shouldn't have given her shit after I had her recorded. Anyways enough about me. What about you? What stories of the bait and switch have you encountered on the coahuila? We'd all love to hear it. Thank you for hanging in there through my long winded post, remember always: Peace love and prosperity!