I had a dream that HK had an airline. The way it works is you board the flight, and are greeted by male flight attendants/meseros only (las putas are hidden in the back) stocked with complimentary Cialis, cologne, mouthwash, etc. Once you’re seated and plane has taken off, pilot grants everyone the right to stand up. This is where they start the music, lights, and all the HK girls come out to do their advertising. From here you just party like in HK, with one free arriba and ficha included with your ticket. The plane is a modified Airbus A380, so once you choose your puta you can go upstairs to the modified bedroom floor and have your fun. After that, you’re free to either have another Puta or just hang out in the flight attendant lounge to have some snacks and drinks. There’s a cutoff arriba time one hour before landing that the pilot will notify everyone to return to their seats, and once that’s done all las putas have their own rest area to freshen up from all the fucking on board. Once you land, they’re all lined up outside for you to say bye to/get their information for a possible favorita. This might sound stupid but just had to share.