SINGLE GUYS READ THIS IMPORTANT: If you are single male and would like to join THE Group you get ONE chance. THAT IS IT, ONE! Here are the hoops. Jump through them successfully w/o a bunch of bullshit/questions and you will get invited to a world of monthly parties that will blow your mind…. or don’t and you won’t. I am not hurting for single men that want to join.

Consider this a test of group cohesiveness:

IN YOUR VERY FIRST EMAIL I NEED:

1: Description of self, attitude and what you bring to a group setting:

Tips for success: This is to let other people in group know you, some have been in this group for 2 years. PLEASE put a little effort in and speak to your personality, your sexual proclivities and skills as well as any kinks you wish to explore. Your interest in the packers/the outdoors and the like, while all great attributes of personal interests it is not what we are looking for here. Nor do I need compliments on my baby girl or the other females… i know they are smoke shows. This part is about YOU being real and sharing yourself a bit, be brave.

1. Clear, in-focus, no sunglasses, face, body, and cock pics.

-I don’t care if they are in your reddit already, send here. I’m too busy to look and busy with THE Group working hard running it. You do the work required to get in, your effort is what tells me if you are a fit or an entitled ass. I need the face pic to make sure you don’t have meth teeth and appear well kept. If discretion is necessary, just say so and no one will see the face pic other than me. However, FYI… everybody is asked to post a face pic as soon as you join the private Discord server, so you may as well get over it.

1. Screenshot or photo of your clean Sti tests w/in last 90 days for Gon/Chlam/Syph/HIV. If you do not have them, they are free and will not use your insurance here:

https://publichealthmdc.com/health-services/sexual-health

If you are not in Dane county where we host look here for other free clinics near you:

https://www.dhs.wisconsin.gov/std/clinics.htm

Of course you may redact your personal information, but this is a required step! We run a safe and responsible group of classy individuals who hold sexual health as paramount. It is these measures of respect and self care that make many of our member so confident and comfortable playing freely with their deepest darkest desires.

Good luck to you single gentleman, I will say the men that follow through with grace and respect for this process are generally rewarded. Those that treat it as some sort of burden, or that they deserve special treatment… well, I hate to sound like a dick but it’s our group consensus that if people won’t comply to these minimum standards happily and with enthusiastic understanding, we probably aren’t your people.

After you submit everything, I will sent you an invite for THE Groups private Discord server. There is a short learning curve to Discord as it has MANY capabilities and we are learning more all the time. However, it is this app that makes coordinating all this kinky fuckery possible while managing a full time job and regular life of responsibilities.