The Super Bowl is almost here, and I need a dedicated throat goat who’s ready to drop down, open wide, and take every inch until I’m seeing fireworks. No weak grips. No hesitation. Just deep, relentless effort until I explode straight into the end zone.
Name: Philly Mike Position: Quarterback & Deep Ball Specialist Height: 6’3” – Built to Dominate Weight: 190 lbs – Lean, Strong, and Always Ready to Go Special Talent: 8 Inches Where It Counts – A Gunslinger Who Fires Rockets
If you think you’ve got the lips, the stamina, and the throat game to take on a full four quarters (plus overtime if needed), step up. Just know—once I take the snap, I expect you to work that field until the job is done.
The Birds are about to go all the way. The question is—are you?
E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!
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