We flew from the UK to visit the Netherlands over a weekend. Friday we stayed in Rotterdam and visited Fun4Two about 20 mins away that night. Saturday we stayed in Amsterdam and visited Fata Morgana about 15 mins away. We took Ubers both times which were much more expensive than we were used to (€30-50 each way).

Friday happened to be a specially themed night at Fun4Two, which we didn’t know about before planning our trip. It was ‘Sexpert’ night which attracts more experienced, active swingers and everyone must dress down on arrival to lingerie/underwear. According to members of the crowd, this also meant that the night attracted a slightly older crowd than usual. The entry price was €110 and all-inclusive with drinks and food buffet. The club property is huge with landscaped green space starting from the entry gates and detailed themed decorations throughout the entire area. The club felt very much like a fantasy land , with several themed areas including its own little red light district and a jacuzzi area that looked like the something out of Greek mythology. There seemed to be an endless amount of play spaces. Even though the areas were themed, it didn’t feel tacky or cheap. There was extensive attention to detail in the decor, the equipment, and the availability of supplies. The staff was friendly and helpful. The crowd was also friendly with an average age of late 40s.

Saturday at Fata Morgana was fairly typical except that there were some rather large festivals in Amsterdam that evening, so there may have been less people than usual according to some members of the crowd. The price was about €150 all-inclusive. The dress down time was about an hour after opening time. This club also had a large landscaped area outside. However, the style of Fata Morgana was a complete contrast to Fun4Two because the design and decor was especially modern and chic. Everything looked very new and contemporary. There were still tons of play spaces, as well as lounge areas. There was a separate dining room with food, and even ice cream. The lighting and sound system seemed like it was made for a small concert. The crowd seemed slightly younger with an average age of lower 40s. The club had just about everything we could ever need to have a fun time.

Both clubs also had outdoor pool areas which we did not explore because of the weather and days that we attended but they looked very nice. We liked both clubs almost equally, but they are very different in style and layout. We would highly recommend both as they are the best clubs we have attended so far!

Sorry for the short review, but if there are any questions then please ask in the comments.