Our best friends came to our party early, so we had early afternoon sex, just in case we would all be busy with someone else later. It requires a bit more organization as a host to do that, like the whole house needs to be ready before that, just in case the sex lasts a long time.

Jon and I went down on the wife, who came a lot. She then turned round to her husband when we were all done and said to him: why don't you ask them how they eat pussy, because you haven't made me cum like that in 20 years. So I said: if you are open to it, we can give you the details on how we do it. She was like: dude, take some good notes!

The reason I am telling you all this: if you give a lifestyle woman great oral, you will see her again.

1. The best and stupidest advice at the same time: You have to love eating pussy to be good at it. Best, because it is essential. Stupidest, because it doesn't tell you how. Think about it in reverse: if you hate doing it, if you are selfish, if you are impatient, if you don't enjoy it, if you think it is gross, you will definitely not be good at it, you will expedite it.

2. It helps to ask "when you last came from oral, what did the person do? Would you like the same?" before you start.

3. You can make it work by just using your tongue. It depends a bit on the configuration (small or large clit, small or large labia), but generally you want to have your whole mouth on it, you can move your tongue in circles, up and down, suck more than lick, apply more or less pressure, go fast or slow: listen to the woman moaning more or less to feel what works for her, and do more of what works for her. You can also say at the beginning: "give me directions and feedback: slower, faster, suck it,..."

4. You start with just the tongue, but add your fingers at some point. One finger first, inserted with the palm of your hand up if the woman is lying on her back, so you can make the "come here" gesture with your finger pointing upwards. Search for the area of the vagina, above your finger, that is not smooth. This is the G-spot, or G-area. You need to rub that area at various speeds and various intensities. With two fingers, you are certain to find it. It can be a bit to the right, or a bit to the left, depending on the woman. Mine is on the right.

5. The whole time, you still have your mouth on the clitoris and the labia. You rub the G-spot, and then you alternate keeping your fingers super stiff and straight with an upward pressure, and the "come here" gesture. The woman will naturally move her body towards what is the most pleasurable, like will go up and down your two fingers like it was a dick. It is often a new sensation for her, because you cannot easily apply that same upward pressure with a dick.

6. When she cums, you swallow her juices. Some women ejaculate small amounts, some large amounts, it depends. Some can also squirt from oral (then it is tough to swallow everything because it can be like drinking from a hose)

7. Added bonus at the end: "ride my face now". Very few women say no. Another person can then lick you or fuck you as you have the woman riding your mouth.

8. It doesn't work as well with super long nails. And wash your hands really well before you do all that.

Next lesson: eating ass. You are welcome.