Received this on a lifestyle dating app. We havenât seen the âcattle callâ approach yet!
âHi great looking couple! We will be in XXXXX. Friday and Saturday and will do short full swap gatherings both days 5:30 to 7PM at our room. Around 5/6 attractive couples per day. Will have a short social time (sparkling wine provided) and then play.
If interested please let us know here or via kik (xxxxxxx).â
So visualizing this, you have 90 minutes to see 5 couples. Thatâs 18 minutes per couple to meet, get acquainted, down your complimentary sparkling wine, have sex, and say goodbye. Then, you better hustle because the next couple is waiting!
That timeline assumes no gap between couples. This was a hard no from us. I know there are bedpost notchers out there, but this? The level of entitlement and objectification of the target couples is really offensive to us!
Champagne is only champagne if bottled in the champagne region of France. Any similar product bottled elsewhere is sparkling wine.
Sort of like bourbon is only bourbon if itâs from Kentucky.
An invite from people we know and knowing others we know are attending, weâd be down for that.
Youâre right, it is. Just shows how different people are on different wavelengths. We are not really group invite orgy people.
Maybe. I just read it that way. You may very well be correct.
No they are inviting people to their room. They intend to play with 5 couples in 90 minutes. They wanted us to be one of them.
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Lame.