Roast me but it's not worth it at times. Drama, STI's, flakes, more drama, more drama on top of that drama...

So here's what happened. Quarantine started, we locked it down and took it serious. We kept our profiles up on Tinder, Feeld, OKC, etc and were very clear in all what we were looking for and when we'd be ready (after we were vaxxed). We talked and made connections with a surprising amount of women. I think not being thirsty about it helped. Lots of "we're taking it safe but we'll be available when we're all vaxxed" seemed to go a long way.

Well we got vaxxed and started to get out. First one was hot as hell and I'm not lying when I say I didn't care if she was crazy. Never stick yo dick in crazy! After our meet she drops the "I think I'm poly" on us and started asking if we were interested in more than just physical connections. We politely tell her that's not what we're looking for, as we had stated previously a few times, but we enjoy her as a friend and play friend. She ghosts us to return a few weeks later asking why no one wants her and drops everything on us that is wrong in her life. We're nice so we didn't hangup but she went from normal over the past year to WTF in few weeks. Crazy!

During the time that she had ghosted us we were about to meet up with another woman when she FINALLY admits, "I've had HPV and another that is usually a false positive so I probably don't have that". Seriously! We call her up (speakerphone while in the car) and let her know that we can't do that but thank her for her honesty and wish her luck". She goes on about how "they aren't that bad" and "everyone has them anyways". The thirsty meet the thirst? When we got a little firmer with "sorry, but there is no way we are going to risk it" she blew up on us.

We take a week to recoup but we're suckers for punishment.

There's another we've been chatting with a bit and following. She told us that she was leaving her husband and we told her that we respected whichever route she took - stay or leave. She first told us that she had moved out but turns out that she hadn't. She was still living there and they were "working it out". She's all about ENM and exploring and they are totally together on this. So we agree to go meet her and her husband at their place. She tells us that he's totally on board and even has a date that night. Red flags were up but we were thinking it couldn't be bad. It was. We get there and there's definitely been and argument prior to us getting there. He's somewhat short with us and leaves about 10 mins after we get there. She's half-drunk and drinking more the whole time. Honestly I wouldn't have done anything with her as she was too drunk within about 20 minutes of us arriving. Still, my wife and I turn down the offers for drinks about every three minutes. We then sit in the living room and start talking and she just busts it all out there; they are going to try poly, he's going on an actual date - like a fucking girlfriend date, she is looking to join a couple - as in a "throuple" and it just gets weird and awkward for us. We finally got a break and let her know that we are not into that and eventually just told her that we were leaving. We went home and went straight to bed. The next day it texts and missed calls from her ranging from "I'm SO SORRY!" to "Why don't you guys like me?" to "Why did you leave?" My wife took the reigns on this one and spent about an hour on the phone with her. We aren't assholes. I wanted to be an asshole but we aren't.

We've had successful unicorn experiences in the past but avoiding the insane ones seems to something we need to work on and they seem to be out in droves now.