Hello everyone! We’re a straight, fit, attractive, and fun 28-year-old couple who are looking for couples, single ladies, and (select) single guys who are interested in a straight MFM. For single guys: will be available late Saturday night (as in probably closer to ~2am-ish, maybe earlier — if you’re a single lady or couple we’ll be around earlier!). You should be 1) respectful 2) hung (9” and pictures to prove it) 3) have a place to host 4) be okay with following instructions 5) not a “dom” or a bull” — I (female half) need you to be a straight, obedient sex toy who can fuck me like a ragdoll (but at my request) 5) STD free. Bonus points if you have a hotel room. We’re imagining that we drop by after our night out, and if you meet the criteria above (remember, be hung in the way of 9” ) you can fuck me with my husband. You host, but you abide by our rules. No funny business. No compensating for a lack of masculinity by acting “dom” or calling yourself a “bull.” Can’t