So we met some swinger veterans this weekend at a meet and greet and they were all sharing stories with each other. Their stories were mostly wrong place at the wrong time sorta stuff. Some were fucking funny as hell and some were scary as hell. It got me and the wife thinking about some of the more serious ones and situations we haven't thought of.

We've been so focused on not getting caught (both of us are military) that we hadn't thought about the stalker unicorn, or the wife who can't stop making fun of her husband, or the couple that decides they are getting a divorce in front of you, or the guy who slips the condom off, or even the husband that didn't tell his wife that they were meeting swingers.