This past weekend we were attending a sex-positive holiday party where found ourselves with a group of other swingers just casually sharing different stories. The topic changed over to the differences in all the sites online and the people on each one. One of the couples we were talking with had an overly obnoxious wife that just kept going on and on about all the couples they knew - not by name, but usually just "oh", as she would look at her husband, "Remember T&A? You know, the one's with the red BMW that I really liked?" Or some shit like that. He'd nod as if he remembered but mostly he was whipped and you could tell he was uncomfortable.

It was her fiftieth story, or so, when she says, "Do you remember -insert our initials-? They drove the -insert our rare'ish car-". My wife gave me the eye as to ask, 'do you remember them?' I don't and it's clear she doesn't either.

The other women starts to tell a story about how they chatted online and how 'rude' this couple was, how 'obnoxious' they were how desperate they were, and she just kept piling it on. Finally, one of the couples, asks "who is this couple?". The woman replies, "I shouldn't say anything". My wife and I look at each other. Both of us clearly completely lost and getting really nervous. Is it really us? Why don't we remember them? What the hell is going on?!?!!

Right as the woman drops our username from an AFF account that we held almost four years ago it hits us both! She's the fucking psycho bitch we saw fighting with her husband in the parking lot! As we recall, just as we drove past them in the parking lot she takes her finger out of her husband's face for second and unleashed a kick to the door that would have left Beckham impressed! She kicks the door, looks up at the car passing to see my wife and I drive right on by. Easy decision to not let up on the gas that night.

As she continues to tell everyone in this group about us, wife and I are starring at each other with wide-eyes going from 'it's her!' to 'bwahahahahahahaha' to 'holy shit, we got to get away from her!' Her husband slowly realizes that we could be the couple she just blasted. He was uncomfortable before but now was tearing the beer label off his bottle! The women just keeps going.

Two couples from this group have made the realization around this time too that she is talking about us and become stoic. The husband, realizing it is no longer a could be us to shit, it is them and sensing the crowd getting quiet, becomes very uncomfortable. He stands up, whispers in his wife's ear. Her face goes from LOL to 'oh fuck'.

They didn't say a word or look at anyone. They just turned their backs and left.

Now it was our turn.

tl;dr: Crazy woman talks shit about us at party without realizing it was us. Figures it out. Leaves. tl;dr is not very exciting or interesting or funny, is it?