Okay this is just for fun…

Lots of people claim that they don’t like labels, and sure, maybe there’s a few, but in all actuality people love labels, we label everything. If we didn’t we wouldn’t have the amount of labels amongst swingers. Lots of full swap couples say soft swappers aren’t actually swingers. Other couples claim that singles can’t be labeled as swingers.

To solve this problem, I’ve come up with a football player analogy. The good ole American Football player. To be a football player, you have to be someone who shows up wearing the gear who intends to play the game. I understand sometimes with injuries and sickness you might not suit up all the time, but you haven’t hung up the jersey, you’re ready to play as soon as possible. So if you intend to play at some point with other swingers in anyway shape or form, congratulations you’ve earned the label of SWINGER. If you’re going to the party just to check it out, sorry you’re still just a spectator. If you frequently spectator but you’re too afraid to play, I guess we can label you as a fan.

Let’s break this down even further to see where different people might fit within the games we play. Full swap couples who are down to play, y’all are the offenses. You’re looking to score as fast as possible. Full swap couples who need to go on multiple dates and have hours of conversation, you guys are the defense. You ward off most approaches and don’t let people score unless they work really hard for it.

Next up we have the single males, the offense is out looking to score a touchdown, but sometimes they fall short and they’re willing to settle for 3 points just to put points on the board. You guys are the field goal unit. The great kickers will be household names, but most of you probably will be forgotten about sooner than later.

This brings us to the soft swap couples. You are the punting unit, you play an important role in every game, but neither the offense or the defense of your team wants to see you on the field.

And lastly we have the two point conversion team, the unicorns. Both are rare, but when it happens, it adds something extra to scoring.

Hope it made you smile