My husband thinks he's a genius and has finally identified this "one weird trick" to vetting single guys. I wouldn't call it that but it does seem to be true, so I want to get other couple's opinions, particularly the ladies.

There is an old joke about someone having a terrific resume and a ridiculous email or username like "xXFartButtz6969lolXx@..." I'm sure you're a fantastic accountant but I'm not sending my taxes to Mr. Fart Buttz, sorry.

My husband and I have noticed that guys with "inch" or "hung" in their username, or BBC/BWC, or basically anything that highlights their penis size, are just horrible sex partners. We first noticed it with a very unassuming couple we met at a hotel buffet. We hit it off and were pleasantly surprised to discover they're in the lifestyle, too. Then we trade contact information and the husband gives us a hotmail email address that includes the number 8 and the words "tool" and "inch" and at the very end "cpl".

We had a laugh about that when they told us their email and got the usual story about how they set up their private play account back when they were first getting into the LS, they kept it because it's funny, and so on. At the time, neither my husband nor myself thought much more about it. We were excited to meet a new couple who might become good friends and maybe play partners.

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Time passes, we keep in touch, develop a connection, and they tell us they're coming to town. We're excited to meet them, set up a date, they don't flake (!), dinner is good and light, and we are invited to their fancy hotel room. Things are smooth, we're having fun, we roll into our warmup routine, you know how it goes. Things are looking good for a great night.

We get to the switch and I start to focus on the husband, trusting that my husband will be busy enjoying his time with my new friend's wife. We're touching, a little oral, and my friend is now fully erect and I'm getting a little impatient to get to the main event. I didn't measure it, but he has a nice thing and it didn't look like it obviously wasn't 8in and at this point, I really don't care, I just want it in me. He gently guides me onto my back, eases into the starting position and kind of works his way slowly into me. It feels nice, not too big, and I relax and let him do his thing.

Up to this point, we've gotten zero bad vibes. They both seem totally normal, not supermodels, not ugly, just regular swingers like we've met and loved plenty of times before. And then...

Guy has one move: "jam it and ram it" full speed. I switch positions, jam-n-ram, tell him to slow down, jam-n-count4-ram. He is definitely trying to be responsive, he's not ignoring me, but there is no build up, no variation in speed, just (admittedly gentle) insert, then go full blast until I squirm away. Fortunately, I didn't have too much time to think about it because he was ready to come pretty quickly and I was very content with that. I wasn't even sore afterwards it was over so fast. I got to play with his wife after my husband and she was actually kind of amazing--we really hit it off, more even than my husband and her. We're still friends but we don't meet for sex anymore.

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In short, the guy has one move "jam it and ram it" full speed. Wife is perfectly ordinary. No red flags other than the email/username. We really enjoyed just hanging out with them outside the bedroom.

So my husband and I are talking about this afterwards and we realize that I've never, ever had a satisfying time with a guy with his penis size or "hung" or BWC or whatever in the username. I've been with men with all different size penises and it's not the size that made the encounter great. The best one with a seriously big member was before I met my husband and he was great in bed because he took his time and we had a powerful connection. His email/username was his childhood dog's name and I didn't find out about his size until I put my hand on his crotch.

Mr. MyToolis7Inches and HungBull4U were awful. I mentioned this to my husband at the time but even thinking about it now these username guys I've had some experience with were: clumsy, clumsy, stinky, drunk, high, stinky, clumsy, rude, stinky, etc. I didn't get to PIV with most of those guys because they were such a turnoff way before that point. One guy my husband vetted had such bad hygiene we could smell him when we walked into the coffee shop to meet. If they weren't smelly or drunk and we made it to the bedroom, it was like presenting me their dick was the end of their part of the deal. "Here is my amazing wang, aren't you delighted to go to town on it?"

So now we just decline those guys. We don't do single men very often at all, but when we do, all of those usernames get rejected. And when we meet someone in person first, if they have that kind of weird username, we spend extra time getting to know them and are much faster to part ways if there is any weirdness.

We flaired this as "website/app" discussion but I think it also applies to couples we meet in the clubs/cruises. I would like to know if any other women have noticed this. My husband says he only sees how they are in person and doesn't think MyBig9inDong4HTWVS guys are noticeably worse than single men in general.

What do you swingers think?