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We went to a house party on Saturday, and it was fun. Some of our best friends were there, so Jon was all excited to get some guaranteed first-class sex with ladies he likes.
His night started well, and then he sat down with one of our oldest friends (let’s call her Sexy), exchanged pleasantries with her husband about podcasters that they had both met in person, and naturally they decided to go play.
They walked past a couple playing in a bedroom, and went to the masters bedroom, laid down on the bed and started kissing and cuddling. Well, the couple that was playing saw them and got up, and asked if they could come in the master bedroom. Jon had left the door open by mistake, so it was completely fine to walk in and ask.
Jon being a nice guy, looks at Sexy who seems fine with this idea and says “sure”. The next thing you know, the woman (let’s call her “G”) is going down on Sexy, she knows what she is doing, and the guy sticks his dick into Sexy’s mouth. Jon was like: hmmmm… I guess I am chopped liver here. Not sure what to do.
Of course, he didn’t want to spoil Sexy’s fun (she happens to be a great contributor to this subreddit). So he kind of enjoyed the show. But at some point he was like: “hey G down there, come and suck my dick”. Instantly the other dude jumped on top of Sexy and started to jackhammer her like his life depended on it.
Jon was like: WTF, I really wanted to have some relaxed time with Sexy tonight, but I was given lemons, let’s make lemonade. “Sit on my dick, ride me”. Boom, that made the other dude cum. So Dude and Sexy left the room, and Jon was left alone with G.
They came out of the room an hour later. Apparently, they had a good time. Jon: “I have never seen anyone’s body shake like that. Me (jealous): “really? That good?”. Jon: “it was probably Parkinson’s. Don’t worry too much about it. But she is coming to my next birthday party”.
How about you all? What’s your experience making lemonade with unexpected lemons?
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