Over time, going to parties, hosting parties, dating couples and singles, you accumulate a lot of lifestyle friends. They love coming to your house, eating your food, playing with you and your friends.

Then, you get to know them better. Most of them are great, chill, good in bed, but some of them end up showing you their true personality, and it is not always good. And sometimes only one of us has noticed, so it is a good idea to communicate about it. So each year, we sit down and we go through our contacts.

The purge conversation goes like this: - “A and B?”… “She is great. How to you like him?”… “I don’t know who he is”… “ok, keep” - “C?”… “he is ok”…. “Ok, keep” - “D?”.. “at the last party, she stayed until 2 am talking to herself. Then she decided she wanted to take some food home. It would have gone to waste, so I was happy to oblige, but it took her five boxes and 30 minutes. I wanted to go to bed. And the whole time I had to listen to her.”… “she is crazy. We are done with her”. - “E and F”… “Could not perform”… “she is great though”…. “Ok, only at parties then. I want nothing to do with him” - “G”… “girls complained he was creepy”… “I only invited him because H is a size queen and wants to take his big dick in her asshole at each party, but yeah, let’s get rid of him” - “I and J, K & L, M & N…” .. “keep, keep, keep” - “O & P”… “they never bring anything. They don’t invite us on their boat. They have been here 20 times and we have only been to their house twice”… “yeah, he is an asshole. I will miss her though”… “she complained that you go on for too long though”…. “What? Complained about me? They are out”

And of course I left the worst for the end: - “Z?”… “OMG. I have a crush on her. She is so pretty and amazing in bed. Best sex I have ever had”… “Clearly, we will never see her again. Purged!”