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Surprisingly, Jon can say no to sex
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Usually, Jon is game for pretty much any woman, as long as she is nice and funny. But last night at a house party, he turned down a few ladies. I was so surprised.

In no particular order he said no to: - a woman he had had sex before several times, who is decent looking and sweet ("I am kinda done with her") - an old lady (65 ) with a good body ("Eh, a bit too old, and I don't like short hair") - a very short lady who would have done anything for him ("She came on to me too strong. I appreciate aggressiveness but that was too much") - a really attractive woman in her 50s, perfect body, cute face ("it is too late. Give me your cell phone number. We need to go home")

That surprised me so much. So this morning I wanted to find out the real reason. Eventually the truth came out: "the second lady I played with exhausted me. I went for an hour. She came 10 times. I really gave her my best. I am getting too old for this. After that, you would have needed to be Jennifer Lawrence or Kayden Kross for me to go upstairs."

How about you all? Too old for this? Or are your standards increasing as the night progresses?

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