First, let me apologize for the click bate title because I don't hate "sport fuckers". I love them, and the work they do. But I've noticed an influx of really judgmental things said on this sub lately. Lots of people seem really hell-bent on trashing "sport fuckers" and I just want to say (as someone that does not identify as a "sport fucker") that I find those posts and comments to be really shitty.

The fact is, "sport fuckers" are the lifeblood of this lifestyle. Let me elaborate:

• Sport fuckers will single-handedly create the vibe at a club. While shy couples are still figuring out who to chat with (or if they even can), sport fuckers are putting on a show, giving newbies an amazing brand-new experience. In many cases, newbies will even learn they have a voyeur kink after watching sport fuckers.
• Sport fuckers also keep those clubs open. While many of us occasionally go to the club, the fact is, sport fuckers go a lot more. They're there every damn weekend, hoping to meet a new couple.
• Sport fuckers make every house party something to remember. While there are lots of couples that meet up with their regular LS friends (us included), it's always fun to watch the sport fuckers go to town on everyone who is game. They set the mood and get the party started.
• In many cases, sport fuckers know absolutely everyone in the lifestyle, and are always eager to introduce newbies or other LS friends to someone they might vibe with. Seriously, there's no jealousy or fear that you might dump them as a friend. They just want to share the fun. They are the definition of selflessness.
• Sport fuckers are often more likely to take a chance on newbies. Now, this one might be more specific to our area, but most of the established swingers around here aren't into newbies (ourselves included) but there are a few "wild couples" that will pop a couple's cherry in a heartbeat. They're doing this community a service by weeding out the newbies that just can't take seeing their spouse fuck someone else.

I wanted to say this specifically to those "progressive swingers", or just the really up-tight ones, who think that they're somehow better or classier because they need an "emotional connection". Stop acting so superior. We're all fucking people we aren't married to. To the outside world, we're all whores, and you'll be burning in hell right next to the sport fuckers you love to look down on.

So, let's be a bit nicer to the swingers you might not understand. They're doing a lot of heavy lifting.

DISCLAIMER: This is not an attack on all progressive or up-tight swingers. Just the ones that are assholes.

Okay. Now, bring on the comments from the angry progressive swingers who don't go to clubs or house parties.