We are 26F 30M, 30M writing. We have been to a handful of LS resorts/clubs, and I would say Secrets is the best overall.

Rooms

Spring for a nicer room, and if you want to sleep before 2am, get an exterior facing room. I thought it would be fun to have the interior facing, but it was loud when we wanted to sleep. All of the rooms are privately owned and have their own theme, ours didn’t have any sex swings or other equipment but many did.

Playroom

Pretty standard, multiple private rooms and open play, you do have to be naked to enter.

Dungeon

This was our first experience with a dungeon and secrets does it well! There are multiple dungeon masters who help you select your implements and teach you what to do. My partner loved it. They have everything you could want as far as I could tell.

Pool Vibe

We stayed Thursday - Sunday on a normal weekend and it was pretty packed. Yes, you can have sex anywhere. We’ve been to Cap d’Agde and Secrets has a similar vibe (though a much better consent culture than the Europeans). The main DJ is a bit goofy and we saw him scream at one of the dancers / bottle girls. I think it’ll be incredible once they finish the tiki bar.

Age Range

Part of what made Secrets so great for us was that many other couples were 30-35. It just comes down to cost, and it seems like lots of folks were local coming on a day pass. We’ve been to Desire before and felt out of place, not the case at Secrets. I also think the party vibe deters the over 50 crowd.

Overall, great experience! It looks a little seedy pulling up on the side of a barren highway, and the building is dated, but once you’re inside it’s the sex party we all dream about!