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My Penis Observations
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I used to believe that the vast majority of men had a penis to match their physique. In other words, a short, chubby man had a chode, a a tall, lean man had a long skinny dick, a big, rugged guy had a thick, long long, etc.... Obviously, I didn't have much experience.

Since entering the LS two years ago, I have seen a lot more cocks. Now I know that it's a crap shoot. You never know what a guy has in his pants. Often it's a huge surprise!

I've also observed that there are a disproportionate number of small penised men in the lifestyle. And that's not an insult! It's just an observation. Some of those small guys really know how to use it and they do a great job!

Another observation: many older men have thicker dicks. Does it thicken with age or are men evolving to have thinner dicks? I don't know?

Don't come at me. I'm not a scientist and these are simply my observations. What are your observations?

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Nurse here, even before swinging I’ve seen thousands of penises of all different sizes.

I have not seen any correlation between body type and penis size. Even with race. I’ve seen every size on every race.

I’ve never heard of penises getting thicker with age. If anything, I’ve seen very large scrotums with increased age 😅.

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Aw, I hope you get to see as many as I do.

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You have a point. I am just surprised at how many I've run into. I've always heard the average for the US is 5.5", and I've seen quite a few in the LS smaller than that.

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Well then I guess I’m a size queen.

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Where is the shame? I didn't say anything bad about anyone. I love men and their penises!

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I love a skinny guy with a big dick! Bonus points if you're a nerd!! 😍

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Can you tie them in a knot?

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Do they wobble to and fro?

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I would love to see some actual research on this, because it really does seem like there is a larger percentage of older men with thicker than average dicks.

I know my husband's has gotten thicker and harder with age. I think that, in his case, this has happened because he used a Phoenix, takes testosterone, and has a lot more sex than he used to.

There’s an old cliche that the gym bros build up the muscles they can grow to compensate for the part of the body they can’t grow, while the skinny guys are packing. My time in the Navy found there was at least some justification for that stereotype.

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But can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?🤣

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I think they get thicker when they are used more frequently!

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Girth over length any day!

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I have the same preference as your wife. I've noticed that a lot of guys with really big cocks don't get as hard as the guys with average dicks. My husband is 7.5" and he gets rock hard, so that's what I'm used to.

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I wish I could bring my laptop to the club and start a spreadsheet!

I had only been with one before my hubs. I thought my first was small and my hubs average.

I was wrong most times my hubs is one of the biggest dicks in the room.

I’m no size queen but there is a “minimum size to ride this ride”.

There's nothing wrong with being a size queen. 👸

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🤣🤣🤣

Comment Only: A name for an autobiography! 🤣

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I don’t know lol, the commenter below says 5” is a size queen. 7” for more than enough, 6” is awesome, 5” feels good

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Anecdotal, but I have tiny hands for a dude. Like, my wedding ring is size 7. But I’ve got a girthy hammer. Haha

Hmm... I'll have to pay attention to this in the future. 😉

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Haha! I feel like I've made an impact on the world!

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I think that the fat hides it and makes it look smaller than it really is.

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This sounds like a dream. I would love to be dropped off naked in the middle of that room! Lol

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I very rarely watch porn. It doesn't do much for me. These are my personal, in real life, observations.

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I think he's gifted because he didn't need any enhancements until he was over 60, but it definitely helped. Maybe most of the older men I'm seeing with thick dicks are using something since they are all in the LS world.

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Nope, there’s just a certain minimum size that I don’t enjoy. It only takes about five inches to hit my G spot. Any less that that does do anything for me. So I guess if 5 inches is considered a size queen, then so be it.

I had only been with one before my hubs. I thought my first was small and my hubs average.

I was wrong most times my hubs is one of the biggest dicks in the room.

I’m no size queen but there is a “minimum size to ride this ride”.

There's nothing wrong with being a size queen. 👸

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