When friends ask us what we did over the weekend, when can always just be like, “Oh, we went to the City to go dancing at a club!” “What club?” “Oh, just some club!”

Which is all technically true, but except leaving out the bit where after we danced, we went up to the orgy room to engage in a bit of consensual voyeurism and maybe find a relatively private nook to hook up in. That part we don’t tell most people about.

She’s been on a vacation at a vanilla resort, and has talked about how nice it would be if we could be at a place like that, together, but where people could just have sex in the open wherever they wanted. I know those places exist: Temptations, Desires, etc.

For people who’ve stayed at them, what have you told the vanilla people in your life about your vacations when they ask the usual questions?

Relatedly: besides voyeurism, we’re potentially interested in FFM fun. Is that something that can happen at a resort, or is it less likely because they’re more oriented around swapping and cater to couples more than singles/unicorns?