So my wife and I have never been to a party before.

We already have 2 threesomes and 8 full swaps under our belts, all from Reddit, so we're no n00bs.

Today we played with a couple who told us they were so hesitant to meet us today, because they went to a party last night and had a bad experience.

First, the gender ratio was is completely off -- so many single dudes roaming about hoping to get lucky.

And of the 4 couples who showed up, 3 of the women were sitting it out, which means only the chick (of the couple we met) played.

Obviously the dude didn't see any other action since the other women had their legs shut tight like a vault (why even show up if you're just going to be ornamental?).

But his chick got crowded big time by the single dudes, 2 of whom fucked her, and it wasn't long before the boyfriend said, fuck this, we're out, this is bullshit, I'm not getting cucked for nothing in return.

And worst of all, they had to pay to get in!

And this is supposed to be one of the hottest swinger's community in the entire country (SoCal).

So is this really what the average swingers' party is like?

Because if it is, it sounds like a scam, and we'll give it a miss.