OK, so we are traveling for NYE to another city and this club has their own club/dating app. We joined for the time being. We got contacted a week ago by a couple and the chat went from zero to 100 really fast. I sort of blew him off, as we are getting a bunch of chat requests. Today, he liked one of our photos, so I went to their profile and liked one of their pictures. No face pictures, but they seem pretty good looking. Well, he starts messaging seconds after I liked a picture and within 3-4 messages back and forth, he is attaching clips of him inserting a dildo in this partner. All good, but then he asks me if I have ever seen a Dog Cock Dildo. Needless to say, I have never seen a Dog Cock Dildo before. I am pretty worldly, even saw a donkey show in Tijuana, Mexico, but DOG-gonnit, I guess my sexual camel head has been buried in the sand. Before he told me what it was, I was already Googling that shit! Before I said anything he comes back and says that it is (you guessed it 0 a dildo shaped like a dog's cock! He then says, your woman will know what it is like to have a dog fuck her!!! Hey, we are sex positive people but God damn, let me at least have a drink first before I picture his or my wife being fucked by a dog; It is the holiday season after all! Please don't feel that you have to comment if you love being fucked by a dog!