So our first-ever orgy that we’ve hosted was a resounding success. Ten of us total, many of whom met for the first time, all got together to celebrate my fiancé with some spectacular sexy times.

Although the first two hours were slightly awkward because our friends treated it like it was a regular party and just trickled in over the course of two hours (despite being asked to arrive close to the start time), forcing everyone to spend that time in clothed, getting-to-know-you conversation that often veered into hilarious sex story territory. And despite the last attendee having yet to arrive, at 10pm my fiancé and I finally decided to dim the lights, orient everyone to the space and toys/wipes/condoms/water/towels available and get to it.

And whaddaya know? Everyone got into it and each other pretty quickly with no hang ups or strangeness.

Top moments: seeing my former coworker (a former good Christian girl-cum-pro-domme) perform anal magic on my fiancé, seeing my fiancé make another girl’s dream of being utterly ravished by him come true, watching him get a facial from a gorgeous guy and suck all the dicks, learning that our 50-year-old neighbor (the oldest person there) is some kind of sex god, finding out the woman I’ve had a crush on for ages reciprocates that crush and getting to make her boyfriend a hair jealous with my skills, and — finally — having a couple of the attendees over for coffee and weed in the morning and connecting as new friends.

10/10. Can’t wait to throw another for my birthday.