I have never been more grossed out in our lifestyle adventures- let me paint a picture.

 Is this a house party? Nope.  Is the "venue" in a dilapidated triple decker in a shady residential neighborhood? Yup.  You walk in to a check in area which is not at all shielded from random passers by, with a staff to get you all set.  The staff being one guy sitting on a couch, one guy on a tablet/chromebook.  There is an out of place coat rack, and the room is decorated with poor quality cell phone pics of past female guests bare asses, none of which were pleasant to look at.  The organizer sat in a chair and seemed disinterested in the whole thing, whatever her name was. Joy!
 We were given a tour of the premises.  Look over here, at the paint peeling off the walls, and here is the bathroom on each floor that smells like your buddies bathroom from his first apartment at 22 years old.  The first floor also contained what looked like a potluck dinner of crock pots of meatballs and some sour cream dip. Mmm!
 There was no heat.  It was friggin freezing, in November.  Nothing says let's get naked like a freezing house venue whatever.  The only heat there was, was outside in the makeshift smokers tent shalter thing which was where most people were.  Ripping newports and pall malls and joints, and playing on there phones.  Did I mention that phones are allowed almost everywhere?  What a lovely rule, let's encourage people to be anti social.  Not that that matters because the people attending were, by and large, disgusting.  Whether by visuals or by personality, the people there felt not like the fun freaks we have been around and used to, but were the dregs of society.  We are not models, id say we are a 7 as a couple on our best days- these people were just plain gross.  People walking around drinking straight from liquor bottles, people that smelled offensive.  
 At some point early in the evening some bf/gf couple got into a fight mid session and got kicked out.  He was a cock about whatever it was, and she was a pissy person herself.  There was a fun theme for the night, glow party, and we always go out of our way to play into the themes and have fun with it. We were pretty close to the only ones participating, including whoever ran the thing.  Not a blacklight in sight, FOR A GLOW PARTY?!?  The music was from 1996 and what porn was on the few tvs they had looked as if it was filmed by J-Roc in sunnyvale trailer park.  
  I can not, in any way, recommend going to this place.  We are far from being elitist in any fashion, but I felt disgusting being there.  Hell, when we got home I don't even want to fuck at home.  If someone went here as their first time dipping their toes into the lifestyle and decided against it, better is out there, much much better.  Tbh if whoever it is who runs that reads this, we want out fucking money back.