Got there about 12 on a Friday night. Nobody upstairs but the bartender told us the party was downstairs. Ok. Paid 30/euro each that comes with 2 drinks.

Total and compete sausage fest primarily of creepy dudes who don’t appear to have ever have seen a blonde American woman in the flesh. Approximately 5:1 men to women ratio.

Admittedly, our Spanish is non existent, which didn’t help. Eventually through Google translate we found out from a dude in the locker room that it was “orgy night” and there were going to be a bunch of “paid girls” there.

We kind of liked the idea of seeing an orgy, so we stuck around a little despite being creeped out a bit. Went to the playrooms while mostly dressed to see what it was like. We were immediately followed by 6 thirsty single dudes. There were a few couples going at it, and it was fun to watch for a bit.

“I’m getting touched”

“Ok, i am really getting touched”.

We bail and are immediately followed by 4 thirsty dudes back to the locker room. We are getting fully dressed and leering while jerking continues. When we left there were a few more women there, but we weren’t going to stick around to see how it played out.

I have no idea our experience was due to the orgy night, our lack of Spanish, or cultural differences but we’ve got 7 more days in Spain and we may be done with playing around. We aren’t super experienced, but our adventures at whispers LV or Secrets were nothing like this.

1/10. Cannot recommend.