Haven’t seen one today, so here it is.

Is my penis too small, big, curved, cut, uncut, hard, soft?

Follow up questions:
- Even though I watched my wife birth a 9lb baby and it still feels the same now - if a guy with a big dong gets with her, will it be loose forever now?
- How long in minutes will it take for her to leave me and the kids for Captain ThunderCock?
- I’ve been researching by watching porn. Why aren’t those techniques making my wife squeal in the first 3.2 seconds of penetration?
- Can i DM every lady or couple that answers here with dick pics? I hear y’all like those.

Warning- I will get angry at most of your answers.