We don’t mind a drink, and have been known to smoke the Devil’s lettuce, but wtf is going on?
We’ve met sooo many couples that claim to be DDF, but want to do hard drugs. We’ve been offered more Molly and shroom-microdoses than sex lately, or at least it seems like it. This is especially true of the 30-35 crowd.

My wife recently took what she thought was a weed edible. Nope. It wasn’t. Wrecked our evening. Like laying in our bed moaning and in tears wrecked.
What were they hoping to accomplish? They were hot, thought we were hot, and knew we were already DTF.
Well, we weren’t once my wife wanted to vomit and got the shakes.

So, why??