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Choosiness then complaints from ‘unicorn hunters’
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I play with couples as a bi single female occasionally but haven’t had much luck as of lately due to lack of interest. Which is totally fine, I get it. Everyone has preferences including myself. But don’t try to treat this like a build-a-bear fantasy then complain about not finding a match afterwards lol.

Im seeing lots of posts that go like: “looking for our unicorn! Must be slim, athletic, 18-20 years old, under 5”1, willing to deepthroat, non smoker, and not have any emotional needs” etc and then 3 days later “why is it so hard to find someone to have a threesome with? We’re so chill and laid back”

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We find that unicorn hunting is a long game. Patience is the key, and the pickier you are the longer you’re going to wait. We are pretty picky ourselves. It took us two years to nab a unicorn of our mutual attraction level. I guess what I’m saying is, to those fellow picky couples on the hunt. Don’t complain when you post and get no responses. They are called unicorns because they truly are rare, few, and far between. Even the ones you’re not attracted to.

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No, but it’s almost time for the single males (like yourself) to whine about being bashed. If you guys did better as a whole, you wouldn’t be bashed 🤔

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You wrote “speaking of random rants, is it time for the weekly single men bashing posts”.

Coming from a single male, that’s whining

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We have a lot of luck finding people to play with on SLS. We basically ignore new accounts or accounts with no certifications and definitely any with free accounts.

Yeah most be so hard for you. 😏

Most couples are so desperate for a unicorn they’d probably hook up with any woman who has a pulse.

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