Okay so we all know that the internet is full of catfish and fakey-fake single guys. While it is for sure annoying and they are definitely dbags, sometimes I have to applaud them for their ingenuity of their little schemes.

I want to share a story that happened to us yesterday that made us laugh. I would love to hear some of yours as well.

Matched with a nice couple online. M is going to be me, S is going to be the scammer. They wrote to us in english, which isn't our native language. After the usual first messages, this happened:

S: We are actually here only on vacation.
M: Oh? How long will you be staying for?
S: Only three more days.
M: Oh, sorry. We won't be able to meet you then.
S: Oh no we will be coming back in a couple of weeks.
M: Ok, when will you come back?
S: And we had such an amazing experience with another guy. He had a really huge d**k and really f***d my gf so good. And now we really want to have more experiences like that. (yep, ignored my question)
M: Sounds like a fun night :)
S: Yeah, he really knows what he is doing. I can give you his telegram so you could also try him while we are away.
M: Haha XD
S: No seriously, you should try him. I will give you his telegram.

Yeah at that point me and my SO just started laughing. What a guy, I am sure he has a diploma from the college of bullshitting hung on his wall.
Another one I really liked is when a guy proudly and confidently proclaimed: "So here is how we do it. First, only I will meet with you. Only if that goes well, will we schedule a meeting with my GF as well." Sure thing my dude, that makes perfect sense do me :).

Another one I only recently realized was this: Matched with a couple. The guy had super weird schedule: Only from monday to friday 9-6, because of his 'work schedule'. Is he a bouncer at a club or something? We recently brought this up to lifestyle friends of ours and they just looked at us and said: "You do realize that this is because one or both of them are cheating on their real spouses, right?" Well, now I do, haha.