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Love the term Parentbod, that goes right along with MomBod and DadBod. The majority of the people in the lifestyle are couples and the majority of the couples are parents. Hosting events you see all body types and everyone still has a great time.
Opps - I meant Flight of the Bumblebee by Korsakov. YouTube the song. Then imagine your husband humming this and moving his tongue in time to the music.
Often, personality can make up for the mom-bod. I have had fun with some really smokin' hot guys who were duds in the personality department and I am not interested in playing with again. I have had more than my fair share of Dad-Bods from lovely gentleman who I had a great experience playing with. BTW I judge everyone I play with based on oral skills - so make sure he can do Flight of the Humming Bird with this tongue.
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That fits well into my proven theory of the 4 stages of bi-sexual women... speaking as a woman of course...
Stage 1 - Bi-Tease - that is when I kissed a girl because I knew it would turn my husband on and when we got home, it would be on like Donkey Kong.
State 2 - Bi-Curious - Kissing her was kind of nice, soft body to touch, I kind of liked it.
Stage 3 - Bi-Sexual - when you finally have a girl go down on you and you realize that she eats pussy better than the majority of men. You also discover that you can enjoy going down on another woman and can get good at it FAST!
Stage 4 - Bi-Furious. It's when you discover that 51% of the time you prefer a dick, but 49% of the time a pussy can make your evening just as exciting!