Hey fellas, if you would like to respond I would really appreciate if you put a bit of effort into it because I'm getting a lot of 'hey's' and I am no longer replying as they always, ALWAYS lead nowhere!

Hopefully my extensive post and comment history will prove that I am real - I am keen to gain your trust so we can quickly skip to the fun stuff :-)

I know I have a long list of requirements but I am patient, I know what I want, and I am confident that I will find someone that ticks all the boxes:

A regular play mate who is local to Epsom, Surrey - KT17

And can host (at your home, not hotels)

Is single

Available for sex at least twice a week

That I am attracted to and vice versa

Aged between 36 and 44

Who can hold a conversation

And is cheeky, witty, flirty, sexy, confident, interesting and cute

Hey, a girl can dream eh?

I don't do one offs but I don't want a boyfriend - so I guess exclusive sex partner it is?

No drama

No dates

No worries ;)

I am seeking a delicious blend of salty and sweet: fucking, foreplay, tenderness, passion, intimacy, lust, deep kissing, massages, spooning, sensuality, roleplay, banter, exploring our fantasies/kinks, giggles.

I want to build something special with a guy that turns me on both in mind and body. Exclusivity and frequent testing are ESSENTIAL because after I am sterilised, we won't be using protection.

If we like each other's face photos, I'm thinking we'll exchange voice notes, quick phone call which will serve as a vibe check, then a video call, phone sex, and finally meet up in public to see if we click. I won't be going all the way until I am absolutely sure we are a match, but your patience will be rewarded ;)

If you would like to find out more about me over and above the basics (40, single, no children, adventurous, neurospicy, pretty-ish, large-ish) please pop me a message. If you just say 'hey' I will not respond.

Dealbreakers: smoking/drugs. Facial hair.

If you are unwilling to provide a verification photo I will not continue to chat with you. Sorry but I just don't have time to invest in loads of simultaneous chats, so I need to establish straight away if we are attracted to each other.

Please, if you do not live near Epsom KT17 do not reach out as this won't work - I like it on the regular and I ain't trekking halfway around the M25 no matter how good you are lol.

Ellie xx