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Is it possible for us crayon snorting glue huffing apes to get a rundown of capital gains implications?
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I would love to get some sort of incredibly dumbed down explanation of what we’ll need to be aware of when it comes to capital gains if the MOASS happens and we’re all sitting on piles of whatever the fuck it is we do with our bananas. Because most if not all of us will have owned the stock for less than a year (if the MOASS happens) this summer for example.

What should we look out for? What will our brokers do? What’s the first thing we should do when we hit the floor of $68 million a month? How much Mayo will need to hoard? How many bananas can we fit up our noses given the amount of crayons that we’ve already shoved in there?

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