Now look, I'm not going to defend the actions of Otto Octavius. He's done many crimes, murdered people, slept with at least one woman while pretending to be someone else (which is rape), worked with science-Nazis, wore Peter like a suit, almost ended the world, and other atrocities I'm have either forgotten or have not been informed about. Many would argue he is not fit to wear the suit, and even I believe he should spend the rest of his life in prison.

With that said, here are my reasons why the Superior Spider-Man is the sexiest Spider-Man of all time:

1. Total dom energy: Otto is a man who takes charge and gets things done. Whether as a crime boss, the head of the Sinister Six, the leader of a team of Spider-people, or just a guy with a horde of octopus/spider-bots, Otto and his underlings will stomp you off the face of the Earth. And that confidence. Seriously, the dude can get it. He makes panties drop faster than Massacre. Or Karn. Or Alistaire Smythe. Or probably some small-time criminals and civilians. Yeah.
2. He's sapiosexual: You think looks would matter to the Superior Spider-Man? No! All Otto looks for in a lady is a big, sexy brain.
3. He's toy-friendly: That's right, ladies. Do you like accessories in the bedroom? Well Otto has you covered. Be they extra lands, extra legs, spider-bots, octo-bots, or a mind-swapping helmet for the kinkiest shit, Otto has you covered. Plus he has such expertise with virtual reality that he could probably stick you in the horniest holo-deck ever. Just ask Stunner.
4. He's good with kids: Otto may be prickly, but he's got major daddy energy in and out of the bedroom. He once performed life-saving surgery on a little girl while batting off Peter Parker's consciousness and even made a deal with Mephisto just to save the life of a kidnapped boy. If a man is good to kids, you keep him.

So yeah. Call your local Hulk, because Otto is always ready to smash.