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Funny freestyling fail
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I recently had a freestyling experience that I hope someone can at least get a chuckle from lol.

So the Gold Coast neigborhood of Chicago is nicknamed the “Viagara triangle.” I was having dinner at a popular viagara triangle restaurant this night.

Some older man sits down next to me and we start talking. He asks me if I’m a sugar baby and I say yes. He then tells me he can get any hot woman in a bar so it depends on my allowance. I literally dare him and say “so do it right now, go hit on those women.” Some very beautiful and stylish women in their 40s-50s walk in. He starts chatting them up and they pay him zero mind lmaoo.

I then start chatting the women up about fashion just to troll him. He seemed so stressed and embarrassed haha. Tell me why this man literally faints? (Probably a panic atttack???).

Luckily one of the women was an EMT. Next time an old man tells you there’s a lot of hot women who want them, just not it’s BS.

the moral of this story is really that not every man you freestyle is a good POT and don’t let these men gaslight you into thinking you don’t deserve to be provided for just because “they can have any hot girl”

I should also add that he was not easy on the eyes nor the silver fox type.

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I used to live in Chi and worked right next to the viagra triangle, i know exactly where you’re talking about. This gave me life 😂😂

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