Hi! I am a bisexual/queer woman and my boyfriend is a straight guy--think golden retriever energy, likes to talk about math, U-haul lesbian on the inside.

Basically, I miss boobs and flirting with women--so I thought hey, we could go to a strip club. He is a bit shy and not as experienced sexually, but is open to and comfortable with the idea. I am interested in maybe getting a lap dance?! He would not be comfortable getting one himself, but would enjoy watching me, if that is allowed.

In your opinions, is this dynamic welcome at a strip club? Does anyone have encouragment or advice for us/me?

Neither of us are big on drinking or partying, but we can definitely enjoy a couple beers! We are more of like...go for a hike, watch a movie, eat some cheese and go to sleep at 10:30pm. We are both very hygienic, polite and want to respect any boundaries or unspoken rules/etiquette. Thank you in advance!