If you were to take over Dantes 9 circles of hell and replace them with everyday things that we consider torture, what would the 9 levels be?

Example: (These are my answers)

1. Everytime you get to REM sleep, you are awoken by the sounds of the greatest love songs infomercial from the 90s
2. Having only one item at the grocery store and being stuck behind an extreme couponer
3. Bumper to Bumper traffic in the middle of July with broken A/C
4. Taking a shower and it randomly switches between scalding hot and artic cold
5. Having a little piece of skin hanging off your cuticle that when you try to pull it off, pulls back more
6. Middle of the night walking down the hallway and there are Legos scatter around that you can't see
7. A spider that disappears to another part of the room every time you take your eyes off of it
8. Having explosive diarrhea in a friend of a friend's house and there is not toilet paper and your cellphone is on the kitchen counter in the middle of the party
9. Every show you watch ends in a cliffhanger and then gets canceled