So I live at home with my parents and naturally they are not cool with me smoking while I’m at home so I am restricted to my pen and carts in the backyard or in the basement until I leave and I can comfortably smoke the flower I want.

That said, my birthday was recently and one of my best friends bought me this really cool pen that I’ve been using. I was cleaning my room today and I stumbled across this cart that I’ve kept for months in my drawer because it had a good amount of juice in it left but whenever I’d pull on my old pens it would not work. Mind you I have been trying to budget myself/limit my smoking so I was slightly excited to find this after a few days break.

I grabbed my pen, twirled the cart in excitedly and pulled. Lo and behold the light flashed red and the little screen on it says SHORTED. So I’m like shoot, it’s the cart still.

relevant side story I worked as a dental assistant for a few months at this terrible dentist office and at the end of my tenure I stole one of the basic instrument sets, you know the little package with the hook, the mirror, and the tweezers as a souvenir. I was showing it to my parents today and we had a laugh about it.

Anyways, I spot it out the corner of my eye at such a momentous time and I tear it open and get the hook out. I start pushing into the bottom part of the cart, I took the little hole piece out with the white rubber, I readjusted, tampered and put it back in. Next I stuck it in the inhale hole just in case there was blockage.

I twist it back in but at this point I’m like there’s no way this works, I just did surgery on this thing.

I start to pull and it feels like it’s working so I pull to a blinker and then I pull a second consecutive one and finally exhale, and man… the most glorious cloud levitated over my bed and I sunk in such a happy high.