The problem: Drying speed paste takes a long time or releases acrid fumes into your entire apartment when you microwave it (and you will almost certainly ruin a plate and a good deal of material in the process)

The solution: This tek.

Equipment needed

• Speed paste (vacuum sealed)
• Rough wrapping paper
• 2 stoned idiots
• Credit cards
• Tray
• Low-riding table
• Covid masks or shawls
  

1. Lay your wrapping paper down on the tray
2. Sit the two stoned idiots across from each other and hand them a credit card each
3. Birth the paste baby into the middle of the paper
4. Cut lengthwise once then across 2-3 times
5. Smoosh against paper by dragging card towards body
6. Cut smear 8 times
7. Scrape by pushing towards center
8. Repeat 20-45 times
   

This process massively speeds up evaporation and while it won't get your material bone-dry it'll get it dry and powdery enough for nasal consumption. It will - and I cannot overstate this benefit - give the stoned idiots at the function something to do and watch.