So, went to a party last night about 10pm, planned to be back home around 3am. I roll up with the usual, pack of smokes and pills to pop, wasn’t planning on getting really fucked up in case I had to drive but as soon as I get there I’m greeted by my old crazy group of friends I partied a lot with. Immediately they bring me inside this barn and immediately I’m doing a keg stand (in a handstand on the keg chugging the sprayer)😂. So there went my sober plans being responsible. Then of course my other buddy I used to pop with and snort everything with is there💀

Dude is loaded with Adderall, Vyvanse, and Coke all the time. So he then hands me about $30ish worth of Coke, 5 Adderall 30mg, 3 Vyvanse 40mg and says, “come blow that Coke real quick with me in the truck” I knew that wasn’t all....Let the tweak begin.... there was probably 25 people there just drinking and smoking bangin music. And we are in this truck had a little vodka, and we are just railing these whole bags within the hour even though I can make a 40 last me 3 or 4 hours on a good night😂, literally talking like machine guns grinding our teeth smoking cigs🤙🏽the usual stim junky tings..

Having our last line, we pop an Addy, and carry on to the drinking games and chugging the keg, I’m too fucking high to even be drunk. We start peaking on the Adderall coked out like an albino monkey at the same time. We give each other the “look😏🤫” you know the whole “when the drugs nobody knew you took start kicking in look”. He then waves me over back to the truck and we snort the 40mg Vyvanse whole, now we are really fucked up reeking of liquor and eyes are about as big as quarters. Note, i’m feeling fucking fantastic, and I try to use this time to get my shit together because me and my buddy are not crazy drunk yet, and I plan to get home alive, but everybody there was blackout, he kept drinking so I smoked a cigarette and put my sweater on with some cologne got a mint in the mouth and a water in hand, I don’t feel so dirty. People started to clear out so there was only about 10 of us so I’m trying to get a designated driver because I’m not stupid. I leave to head home...Here’s where shit went more then south...

I get a call asking to give one of my friends a ride home because he’s blackout puking and causing trouble, we drive a half hour back to make sure he gets home safe, He then starts freaking out, and won’t just get in the fucking car, screaming about not trusting our sobriety for driving I mean he is freaking out banging on the wall turns to puke and then scream some more. I then see what I like to say “the heart dropping ball twisting red and blue lights.” Somebody ratted out this party and a cocky little cop shows up, and I’m standing in the driveway like “everybody be cool we got this”... just about when I see my DD just take off and the cop doesn’t acknowledge it, he just pulls in.

My tweaking buddy is now dragging this kid puking everywhere rag doll style through the yard and threw him inside and everybody of course followed. So I’m stranded in the driveway with this cop I don’t wanna run and look suspicious so I take the heat to distract him, my brain running off of Kachow lightning, and he asks “ we got a complaint on a party out here for possible drug use and maybe minors involved” and there actually was some kids under 18 that just ran he didn’t see. low-key freaking out but luckily geeked out so I’m able to stand straight and not slurring, kinda in a panic, with my mind running like iPhone fast with a dell computer complexity, trying not to make my heart exploding obvious, the only one besides my tweaking buddy that can do that, and he can’t come out smelling like a liquor store. The fucker was hiding inside with the rest listening and peeking out 🤦‍♂️ . The cop asked “why did all them run, this makes me think somethings going on”

I tell him sparingly “ just a friendly get together for my buddys birthday, speaking of would you like a hot dog?🤣” STUUUPID right? And we never had food just tons of substance so I’m glad he said no. The Obviously newbie cop said “ well you don’t look or smell like you are drunk or high (though I was plenty of both😂) I can’t really breathalyzer you for no reason, so there should be no problem with you letting me inside to check the rest out .” respectful and educated confident speaking kept many men outta jail last night, thank you cokephetamine😂 I said “no sir this is not my house you don’t have a warrant so you are unlawfully trying to get in this house through me” this fucker got heated, and said “well look who has been around the block a few times this is gonna end bad” But I just know my rights really(it’s a must know trust me)

He then asks for my full name, date of birth, address and my friends name, only giving him my name so I’m not sus, and enforcing my right to remain silent on the rest. Just before he left he said “I will keep my eye out here you were lucky this time y’all won’t be able to play checkers anymore with me around.”

I walked inside and everybody thought I was A royal king for saving everybody’s ass big tickets and jail. And me obviously not stupid he’s going to go down the road and wait for the traffic to come back to pull somebody over. so me and my tweaking buddy are hunkered down in this house about 3 AM sniffin lines trying to get rid of it. Some girls decided they were going to leave it was probably 45 seconds, and they texted us saying they were pulled over same cop. Me and my tweaking buddy finally get out after calling our DD back and running down the dark road in the middle of the night waiting for him to drive by.. Get this, we unknowingly walked right up by another cop car now 3:30 AM and I’m contemplating how the fuck I ended up here and trying not to drop dead too saying nothing... We just booked it the other way, and like clockwork our ride was there we hopped in when we got to a blind spot and drove right past this same cop that is now shining his light all around the fields looking for us in the wrong place, on the way home snorted lots more Coke popped another Adderall and split a Vyvanse to snort . Showing up at my house at 5 AM absolutely fucked up high, after getting the boys home, no names and only my face, no charges, under the radar without a ticket and I’m home free and not going to that house again😂 Currently high writing this after the classic all nighter🤷🏼‍♂️

Moral: Don’t do drugs, and know your rights🙏🏼