So I'm a frequent dumpster diver I love free shit I mean who doesn't?! But on this particular night I'm going through one of my favorites great for scrap and this man I noticed that was there when I pulled up I had gotten closer and closer until he was like up my butt.

And I was trying to talk to the dude he flipped out started screaming saying I worked for the government and that's when I noticed he needs to go to bed so I tried to level with them and he pulls a knife on me and I'm like come on dude you don't want to do all this.

And in the back of my mind I'm thinking I'm going to have to drop this mother fucker. So I started yelling and I'm a bigger dude I'm like 6'2 220 and this guy was about 5'8 and a buck 60 maybe. But finally I got them calm down started talking to him for a while and then he went ahead and stabbed me 😳🤔😂😂😂 well it wasn't a stab he sliced my thumb open. So for those of you that dumpster dive be careful of other people