I’ve been clean for a while now, I’d say since march. But a couple months ago I decided I wanted to get some meth and fap my troubles away…the first month was reaching out to people I knew…most of them just never answered. 3 of them said they were clean now too. 2 of them said maybe, gimme some time to find. A couple weeks ago, after waiting months one of my friends finally found something, but it was two days away from a vacation I had been planning all summer…so naturally I make plans. When I get back we’ll hook up and get blasted…I’m now back from vacation. Back to work so I really only have 2 days to get high, recover, then back to work. Before I left for vacation I had a little accident while chopping firewood. An axe graced my right leg with a pretty nice gash. I just got the stitches out yesterday, and the doctor gave me some antibiotics…I take ONE PILL…and my dick starts itching…swelling up. Now it’s red and inflamed…yep…a fucking yeast infection…so here I am..Saturday night…with a fucking axe wound on my leg..a red swollen itchy dick…and sober as a god damned judge…the universe is trying to tell me something I think.