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TIL: you can invade primitive civilizations with army units
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My galactic slavery birds found that the galaxy was not too terribly fond of them, upon their arrival to the galactic scene. Sparse resources abound, and very few colonial prospects beyond the near reaches of the home system, thus providing no opportunities for territorial expansion. That is, until they found what they thought was the perfect world. Another ocean world, with large tracts of arable land and mineral rich too!

Oh how wrong they were. Upon surveying the planet they found pacifist individualist primitives who had not even achieved industrialisation, let alone space flight! They would not stop the Naquatil!

In a spark of pure genius, a lowly seargent of one of the defence garrisons on the capital suggested using the newly invented assault armies to INVADE the primitives! The novel idea was taken and implemented, and soon the primitives were under imperial control. And they too fell victim to the purges that the Dominion would be famous for, clearing the way for Naquatil expansion!

It was a glorious day for Naquatil, learning the power of 2 assault armies nearly quadrupling their territory as they went on and invaded all nearby primitives and enslaved and purged to their beaks delights

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